Everyone else is a loser except for The Miz, who goes golfing.
On the July 10 broadcast of Monday Night Raw, The Miz defeated Tommaso Ciampa in a No Disqualification match. While he may have needed some assistance from Bronson Reed, the record books will always show that he is a winner, and he is damn proud to proclaim it.
On the following episode of WWE Raw Talk, Byron Saxton attempted to speak with The Miz, and Miz was eager to declare himself a winner and celebrate by golfing.
“Can you hear me? I’m a winner.” Does everyone in the locker room and the arena hear me? I WAS A WINNER! You could accomplish anything, Byron. I got the greatest Ciampa version. Who came out on top after I offered him my finest version of myself? Me, because I am a champion. I walked around a table. I passed past chairs and barricade after barricade. Take a look at my back. Obtain a close-up. It doesn’t matter if you have bumps, bruises, or bleeding. I am WWE’s toughest man. Perhaps Ciampa was correct. Perhaps he needed to kindle a fire under me, which is exactly what happened. So, WWE fans, this is an announcement: I am a winner, and I am returning. Now I’m off to play golf.
“Do you play golf, Byron?” No, you do not. You don’t get to enjoy your victories like I do because you’re not cool. Because my name is The Miz and I’m fantastic.”